My poor poor boyfriend…Sometimes he is nice enough to drive me to work when it’s too hard for my lazy ass to get on a bus. I have been having trouble coming up with something to post about and I though it might be funny to maybe write about the things Sawyer has to listen to much too often.

“It’s so goddamn cold out, why do I have to go to work. It’s so cold why the fuck do I live in Minnesota, I could have lived in mother fucking AFRICA and I choose to live in the North Pole.”

“Sawyer, could you turn the heat up?? GOSH!”

***two blocks later***

“Oh my gosh the heat is blowing into my face! Turn it down,” *rolls window down* *Sawyer adjusts heat*

“Oh my gosh it’s so cold!”

*Sawyer rolls up window*

“That German School looks funny, why did they only modernize one half? I should have gone to an immersion school, I would get much better deals in college, everybody like bilingual students, I’m such an idiot. ”

“What do you think about Planned Parenthood?’

*Sawyer mumbles something not really knowing what to say*

“I think those videos are some bullshit, yeah abortions are sad, you’re killing a person, but it’s the womans choice for gosh sakes. If she’s going to hell for it why do you care? Plus isn’t over population a major issue? Bam! solution (in no way am i promoting abortions)”

“You know those videos where they go into planned parenthood and try to prove that they are evil…well guess what they only perform like 2 or 4 per cent of abortions! they provide millions of men and women with other sexual health for fucks sake. If we didn’t have this kind of medical the health of our nations would be fucked…or not fucked depending on how much self control you have. ”

“One of the videos they tried to show a nurse talking to a pimp and he was asking questions about giving abortions to like 14 year old girls and the nurse was answering all of his questions..he proceed to ask more questions similar to that one making it really obvious that he was selling 14 year old girl prostitutes. That is not the job of the people who work at planned parenthood! Their job is to help young women with sexual health! What was she supposed to do?? deny him? force those girls to give birth at 14 and raise the kid as a prostitute?? or maybe he would force them to have an illegal abortion putting the 14 year old girls in so much fucking danger! Her job is not to deal with pimps, that’s the job of the police…maybe she should have called the cops on the dude…maybe she did but that’s a personal and ethical call!”

“You religious people saying that they are gods children,that they are killing a life…why do you fucking care? Just like gay marriage? You believe they going to hell…lucky you cuz if you in heaven and they are in hell you don’t gotta deal with them!”

“Haha how did I get on this topic…? Can we get a slushy…?”

“Please Sawyer…please please please please…”

“Fine.” *sits in angry silence for a few minutes.

“Turn left here”

“You know what I hate about this song (Perfect for you by One Direction)? Its stupid. They are literally describing what every human on the planet fucking wants..and probably a few aliens as well. Who doesn’t wanna cause trouble in hotel rooms?? And who the hell thinks driving at midnight with the windows down isn’t fun…they obviously have never been driven by anyone besides their parents because that is the shit. I hate when people do that..you know? Like write something about something so broad that it could be about anyone? c’mon be specific! make the song mean something to someone….that’s what’s wrong with twilight….like who the fuck is Bella? Any fucking girl you want her to be . No.Personality.”

“I want ice cream, I don’t have any money”

“Bye, Sawyer thanks for the ride <3”